Latest weather report
Friday next chance of sunshine In four months
It has sun shined 10 days
Most rain in 122 years
The south buried in Hurricanes
Automobiles are now submarines
California is on fire
Northern Mexico on Canada border to retire
The Mideast wars of annihilation
Let's kill everyone who does
not believe in the God's our leaders makeup
And the elderly are moving to Arizona
The North Koreans led by a madman
Russians are invading my computer
And the ice in Alaska is melting
Elephants being killed for their sexy tusks
I believe Black lives matter
So stop killing each other over drugs
Black ants fighting red Ants
Soneone has to arrest the thugs
Killing Policeman is target practice
And they are saying four DWI's before a felony
It takes one to kill someone's innocent son or daughter
The Mayor and his husband are pushing homelessness
And he is denying affairs with little boys
He wants three kinds of bathrooms so they can figure it out
Gay rights they all shout
His rival wants to raise income taxes on those
Who still have an income and there's two killings
or more a day over who controls illegal drug sales
So the dumocrats say hey make drugs legal
That will solve the problem with
the next generation of dopers
Solve the hunger problem growing Marijauna
Instead of vegetables and wheat to feed the hungry
The biggest concern of the Mayor
saving Heroin addicts from overdosing
Trumps rag is getting more yellow
He had to figure this out poor fellow
unruly everyday blonde fading baldspot
and the dumocrats want more of the say
I am building me an ark with animals aboard in May
All I need is a little button to allow me a free home
The government well pay for it with middle class taxes
Forget protesting not answering your faxes
Meanwhile up above the one percent are laughing
They don't have to pay any taxes at all smoking grasses
I'm finding those in charge are dopers and gropers~!
Think I well use coal world is running out of oil for warring
The cries of the innocent they are ignoring!