I usually do my own pruning
But neighbors are complaining
Little more weight they say I am mooning
So I am hiring some Mexican workers
So you can guess it is pouring rain
I can only look out the kitchen windowpane
Now I feel guilty I can still do it myself
And use the tools resting on my foodmade shelf
I've made a decision I'm going on a diet
Soon as I finish this box of dougnuts I'll try it
If you believe I'll diet i got this bridge
It's up for sale I'll let you buy it