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Whoever said this has not
been in a men's locker room
Some men are fat
Some men are skinny
Some men are good looking
And some downright ugly!
Some are tall and some are lean
Some are short and mean
The guy without a towel
Wants to be seen
Some are endowed
with curly hair, some bald
It's the same with women
My wife of 55 years endowed
And you say I embellish the truth
And yes dear I won't go there!
Men and women that are endowed
Some rich and some poor
Some buy their hair at the rug store
Some well spoken some a bore
Some so conceited as to to ignore
Now to get into all women
This is where I won't comment
OK, I have been endowed with a good life
My wife was called on stage
The uni-cyclist juggler wanted an assistant
Some men stupid gave her three bowling pins
He said, "I can't ask you your age---
How much do you weigh?"
She held bowling pins and some men
are stupid wouldn't you say?
As on his forehead they went on the way
Someday I well talk about endowments
I was left out of my Father's estate
Gotcha-------!
Now allot of my friends said,
"Your wife is really endowed!"
Does that mean her dad had money
Or she had a hope chest hidden?
I was happy with her chest
I hope she was happy I had no endowment really
Nothing like her Father was going to be giving her
She had to settle for me
All right you guys laughing
Who hid my towel?


 







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