Grandpa had got engaged,
Gave the family a panic attack.
Ninety four and marrying
A teen age nymphomaniac.
They all got together in one
Of those family conferences
To try and bring grandad
Back down to his senses.
Sex with her could be fatal
His oldest daughter said
Grandpa looked amazed
And then just shook his head.
Just one of those things
He said, to their surprise,
Just a fact of life, my dear
If she dies, she dies.
