Sing a song of Peppa Pig
As we pillage the Exchequer
Bullingdon boys of class and style
Must always stick together
No need for stealth
As we take the wealth
Of this now
Compliant nation
In the abuse of
This current situation.
As it was written it may
Perhaps come to pass
The majority have become
A new serving class
The only explanation
I must confess
That allowed us create
This current Eton Mess
So sing a song of Peppa Pig
As we pillage rob and steal
Using the pretext of
Our more equalising deal