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You Need A New CarOde to the Used Car Lot You know you need a new car is very true, Let a fire truck go by and stops behind you; The car repair shop on a monthly basis, Replaces the duct tape while at the office; Driving into a junkyard might be in error, They think you stole it and call you a liar; You know that your car is just way too old, Manual says Leaded Gas Only typed in bold; You know you do need a new car as a twist, Stating Health Risk in the Blue Book list; Your car is old the garage in your sights, A pastor stands there to give last rites; Your car is old all that's holding the door, A bumper sticker reading Goldwater in 64; You need a new car finding it broken into, Not taking but leaving cash of equal value; Your car needs replaced as a time it strikes, Evil Knievel refuses a lift as he hitchhikes; Your search for a new car should begin, Your mechanic calls up Dr. Jack Kevorkian. Richard Newton Sherrer Copyright ©2004 Richard Newton Sherrer Vote for this poem
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