Strange things I have witnessed in recent histories,
what people have done to their anatomies;
Seems it is common for today's young folk;
to pick a place on flesh and give it a poke.
Why would one desire being filled with metal?
you're less like a person and more like a kettle.
Some girl adorned like a human pin cushion
had gall to say, "Stop staring," in her condition.
A sharp needle, sterile I hope, inserts into one's tongue;
making it swell like it was bee-stung.
Then a rod is inserted with a ball on both ends;
seems it's placed higher if one pleases men.
Sorry, for the graphic can't be avoided;
it's horrendous how youth is daily exploited.
The tongue's only one where piercing is hot;
may be a nipple, a lip, or a tw*t.
Nose piercings are also some's pastime;
just add a big ring to look more bovine.
Puncturing an ear now seems really quaint;
try something different like piercing your taint.
A man if he's really into this craft;
might even impale his most private male shaft.
There's really no law against adding holes,
in one's body but why would you? Lord knows?!