Two idiots blithering
our hopes withering
in the greatest country in all of history
our two best candidates inspire misery
I'm amazed at the p*ss-poor selection
we have for President in every election.
You'd think there'd be one with brains and compassion
who'd offer more than vague promises and opponent trashin'.
Now one must simply choose who'll do the least harm
and hope what they do will not cause alarm.
Democrat or Rebulican, no matter who wins
we the public will get it in the end!!!