Poetry of the Insane
Monologue (from Mr. and Mrs. Satan)
Damian (behind podium, stage left):
Hello, I'm Damien Hellstorm and I'm running for God.
We have had the same God for several millennia now.
We still have the floods, the plaques, the natural disasters.
Don't you think you deserve better?
Billions of you have no health insurance.
Well, I have a very simple plan- no more disease and most importantly, no more death. As your God, I promise no more disasters, floods, droughts, fire.
You'll save hundreds on insurance alone.
For my economic program, I feel a 10% tithe is just too much.
I propose a flat 8% tithe deducted right out of your paycheck.
Do you have trouble being faithful to your mate? Hey, you're human.
Why be punished for enjoying yourself? No more heavy crosses to bear.
Ten Commandments are just too many to remember. You have busy lives.
With me as your God, they're history.
I realize my opponent has run some negative ads trying to scare you;
trying to make you think you will burn in Hell.
This is just a scare tactic of a desperate candidate, I assure you.
Remember, on Election Day, vote Damien Hellstorm for God.
Your soul can make a difference!
Hello, I'm Damien Hellstorm and I'm running for God.
We have had the same God for several millennia now.
We still have the floods, the plaques, the natural disasters.
Don't you think you deserve better?
Billions of you have no health insurance.
Well, I have a very simple plan- no more disease and most importantly, no more death. As your God, I promise no more disasters, floods, droughts, fire.
You'll save hundreds on insurance alone.
For my economic program, I feel a 10% tithe is just too much.
I propose a flat 8% tithe deducted right out of your paycheck.
Do you have trouble being faithful to your mate? Hey, you're human.
Why be punished for enjoying yourself? No more heavy crosses to bear.
Ten Commandments are just too many to remember. You have busy lives.
With me as your God, they're history.
I realize my opponent has run some negative ads trying to scare you;
trying to make you think you will burn in Hell.
This is just a scare tactic of a desperate candidate, I assure you.
Remember, on Election Day, vote Damien Hellstorm for God.
Your soul can make a difference!
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Monologue (from Mr. and Mrs. Satan)
Monologue (from Mr. and Mrs. Satan)
