Another year is ending
post-election regrets are rescinding
Events occurred that we'd all like to forget
a year of some blessings in a bouqet of regrets
Two Thousand and Four
I won't beg for more
Hard to keep score
Bush, Michael Moore
Jacksons-Michael and Janet
two boobs that made some say, Damn it!"
Superman died while a nation cried
Kerry decried that the President lied
An election that battered our country until red and blue
afterwards to Canada some Democrats flew
K-mart and Sears merged as one crappy mega store
so now instead of 2 places not to shop at there's only 1 more
Martha Stewart's in jail so how can we decorate?
Scott Peterson's been dealt the ultimate fate.
Reagan passed on; his son spoke at the Dem's con
The war in Iraq is still raging on.
Our deficit has climbed, trade deficit too
No one will admit the economy's screwed.
The best news to me on a national scope
was Spider-man 2 which gave me hope.
A movie I loved of a great comic icon
wish that series would forever go on.
Britney wed twice and Ben dumped J-lo
overall the year seemed really slow.
There wasn't really any new dance craze
people didn't line up for some toy for several days
We weren't attacked in our buildings, churches, or houses
only watched reality tv about trading our spouses
So I guess if no news is good news, then we are in great shape
Because nothing much happened this year to change our fate!
