It can be tragic when a member of the G.O.P.
goes berserk on some killing spree.
Other serial killers just look on amazed
As they see countries by Republican bullets grazed.
They might give the ultra-wealthy a new tax loophole,
or cut some middle-class benefits to fill their lack of soul.
Compassionate conservatism they like to say-
Conservative, maybe, but no compassion is in play.
Anything's possible with a mad Republican
They might re-enslave every black man,
make women wear corsets with iron spikes
or other cruelties of the day they happen to like.
The best advice that I can possibly give
is to avoid all Republicans wherever they live.