YOU CAN RECYCLE PLASTIC BAGS
AND YOU CAN RECYCLE ALUMINUM CANS
YOU CAN RECYCLE A LOT OF THINGS
BUT YOU CAN'T RECYCLE A MAN
ONCE YOU'VE HEARD ALL HIS WHITE LIES
EXAGGERATIONS AND ALIBIS
HE'S NO GOOD TO ANYONE BUT HIS MOTHER
BEST TO GO OUT AND GET YOU ANOTHER
THEY MAY BUY YOU GIFTS AND BRING YOU FLOWERS
BUT WHEN IT COMES TO WOMEN, THEY HAVE NO WILL POWER
IF LOVE IS BROKEN, DON'T TRY TO FIX IT
TAKE THE HEARTACHE AND DEEP-SIX IT.
YOU CAN TEACH HIM A HOBBY, BUY HIM NEW CLOTHES
BUT INSIDE HE'S THE SAME, i OUGHTA KNOW
YOU CAN RECYCLE OLD NEWSPAPERS
YOU CAN RECYCLE ALL TYPES OF GLASS
GIVE UP ON RECYCLING A MAN
LEST YOU LOOK LIKE AN ASS
OH, YOU CAN'T RECYCLE A MAN
YOU COULD TRURN WATER INTO WINE
AND PART THE RED SEA
BEFORE MAN-RECYCLING BECOMES REALITY
