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U.S. Census

The man approached the door of the residence
The person inside prepared his defense.
"Hello, I'm here to question you for the Census."
The man replied, "Get out of here. I have no interest!'

"This won't take long, sir! It's completely painless.
To refuse to answer, you must be brainless!"
"I don't care about your survey!" he replied.
"Just mark your form, person denied!"

"Well, sir, for refusing to answer, you must be a Commie1
If you don't co-operate, I'll tell your mommy!!!'
"You can tell the President and the C.I.A.,
I'm not gonna help you now or any day."

"Now look, sir, please be reasonable.
Your behavior is nearly treasonable.
Of your attitude I've had a bellyful
so just do the survey and cut the bull!"

"Alright, just to make you leave, I'll do it!
Hurry up though! Just get me throught it!"
"O.K., just a few simple questions then.
Oops! Out of ink! Let me go get a new pen!"



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