CAPTAIN KIRK
He sits confidently in his chair
He gives those Klingons an icy stare.
Captain, Captain Kirk-what a man!
Captain, Captain Kirk-I'm his #1 fan.
He makes out with some green chick.
Some blue broad for him turns tricks.
Captain, Captain Kirk-traveling galaxies' span
Captain, Captain Kirk-my favorite space man.
WISH YOU WERE HERE
Dear Susan:
Today was especially hot! My sweat was steaming before it even hit the ground. Once again, I continued to feel terribly. The oppressive heat and lack of food is just the tip of the problem. I can't stand the people here. They are just rude and cruel and complain constantly. Screams keep me up all night and day. I just can't believe you bludgeoned me and sent me to hell. I wish you were here!
Jack
CLOCK ON THE WALL
With pallid face it sneers at me
taunting me with obscene little fingers
chuckling with its insipid laugh
TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
My rage's increasing
as clock's laughter's non-ceasing
TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK
I want to tear it off
break its little arms
as I have the last laugh
MICK-MOCK MICK-MOCK
ACID RAIN
Searing skin, sizzling sidewalks
Burning bodies, boring burrows
Caustic cola collapsing cells
Liquid lasers licking life
PEEPING TOM
He sits, hiding behind the wall
through a hole he sees it all
Women come into the stall
answering nature's call
With himself, he has a ball
from himself liquid falls
sad man with such gall
to spy on bathrooms in the mall.
FRAT HOUSE
It's Friday night-
-and there's lots of lovin'
freshman now has bun in oven
-and there's lots of drinkin'
some new pledge has bathroom stinkin'
It's Saturday night--
and there's lots of lovin'
as these guys go out clubbin'
-and there's lot of drinkin'
a group of guys go a-streakin'
It's Sunday night-
-and there's lots of lovin'
evil deeds in this little coven
-and there's lots of drinkin'
driving loaded to end the weekend
It's a Weekday night-
-and there's lots of lovin'
Girlfriend's busy-bring a sub in
-and there's lots of drinkin'
not doing homework, not doing thinkin'
DEMON CHILD
The time has arrived
The One is now alive
Marked is He with Six Six Six
only fear is the crucifix
Fear, yes, all we should for it's little good
If we had all just prayed when we could
He owns our days and is the night
We must avoid His bark and bite!
MENSTRUATION
The color of pain is crimson
dark, bitter, provoked
for unknown reason.
Why does this plague
visit me each month?
What wrong have I done, to you,
my womb. Future home for child.
Why must this agony be endured?
Cramping in double-up pain;
like being hit again and again.
Making me lose my restraint
as I go insane.
