Hear now you the tale of the great rock band Puke
and Ronnie Romano who played bass, guitar and the uke.
He was lead singer for this band of rock;
doing anything, anywhere to give fans a shock.
He had long hair like most rock legends do
he was known for his mismatched shoes
His singing style was rather unique;
he'd mumble and garble and use babyspeak.
Even among rock stars he was quite a freak,
To think in high school he was class geek
He sleeps with groupies night after night,
drinking drug cocktails called Ronnie's Delight.
He did uppers and downers and even diagonals.
He saw demons and dragons and frogs wearing flannels
He did this he said to help him write music,
classics we love, like "Bloody Green Tulips".
His number one hit "Popcorn and Clowns"
incites a riot at shows in most towns.
He was only 25 with much talent to give
but drugs taxed his body; he no longer lives.