What fool can write
about green onions?
Not me, not me
I'm not a fool you see
Green onions are food
Not a poem
But don't mean
To be rude or crude
To any dude
Who writes about green onions?
So what if I'm rude or crude
to you foolish dude!
I'm not like you
I'm no fool
But a dude who's cool
So don't confuse me with a fool dude
‘cause I'm a cool dude
I do not write about green onions
That is you, a fool you see
A fool you will always be
I do not write about green onions
You see
You see
