Broke my nose
Stubbe my toe.
Dropped my notebook in the snow.
Roof blew off.
Walls caved in.
Rusty scissors stabbed my chin.
Bit my tongue.
Choked on bones.
Caught a cold and kidney stones.
Had a boil.
Had a blister.
Had to babysit my sister.
Had the measles.
Had the pox.
Tonsils swelled up big as rocks.
Lost my watch.
Forgot the date.
And that is why my homework's late!
