Where did they put the sand
When they dug out the land
To create the Blue Med sea
Where on earth could it be
Well they dug a big pit
And they buried it
Course it caused a big bump
A big type of hump
Which looked just that bit strange
Until disguised as a mountain range
Hence we got Everest
They did do their best
But on contract renewal day
They gave the next job away
So a firm from the planet of Gan
Landscaped the Sea of Japan
And as the contract said they must
Created the Moon from all of the dust
