A Little Nonsense!

If a cold wind blows your way
and troubles pile up each new day,
take heart, for it can only get better.
So they say!

If your enemy just look like they
are going to hit you-
Kick‘em!

I‘d rather wrestle an alligator in a coke
bottle, than to admit that I’m wrong!

Flying is for the birds.
If God wanted us to fly He would
have given us wings!???

Fishing can be very relaxing,
especially, if you don’t use
any bait!

Walk a mile in my shoes and
you will know what it’s like
to have corns!

If you have to siphon gasoline from a car,
be very careful and don’t swallow!
Gasoline cost too much!

This is nonsense and a little nonsense
goes a long ways!

So have a good day and smile all the way!

THE END

Jackie R. Kays
© 05

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