I had a little motor byke
Its engine ran on cheese
Funnily enough they never
Made very many of these
I bought it on the continent
It was made in France
I’ll buy another one
If I ever get the chance
I lost mine some years ago
I lent it to an elf
Who liked it so much
He kept it for himself
If I ever see him again
I’ll pull his nose
And pour Sal Volatile
All over his old clothes