This is a story of a dream I once had.
It may make you happy or it may make you sad.
I was once in a cave when I felt the earth shake.
I knew it was serious, it had to be an earthquake
I tried to get out but all my attempts they did fail.
I couldn't find the opening; I couldn't even find the right rail.
I finely found the opening after a week had gone by.
I had to be very careful; I had to slowly adjust my eyes.
When I finally reached the opening nothing seemed to be wrong.
I walked back to town, I began to sing my favorite song.
I finally reached town, something didn't seem quite right.
I looked all around me, but there was no one else in sight.
I searched every building, every car and every truck.
I even searched the park but I didn't have any luck.
Now what has happened? I began to ask myself.
As evening came upon me I thought I heard some yells.
I ran towards the sound as fast as my feet would go.
I ran through the town to the OLE swimming hole.
What happened next is too hard to describe.
I saw hundreds of women, now I thought I had died.
It seemed like I was heaven but I knew this was a dream.
Then all of a sudden I heard them all scream.
They screamed, "It's a man!" And started running towards me.
Hundreds of women, what a pretty sight to see
Then I realized that I needed to run.
Something had told me that this was not going to be fun.
I turned around and I began to flee,
those beautiful women were catching up with me
My feet became so heavy I could hardly run.
I fell to the ground and couldn't pick myself up.
I felt many hands tearing at my clothes.
What were they doing only heaven knows?
I struggled for air I could see in their eyes
I couldn't move a muscle they had me hypnotized.
I was their slave, they wanted me for their lair.
Then my wife awoke me and said, "You're having a nightmare."
