As I spread myself around your house
I suppose I am just a messy louse
For as Night fall
Duty calls
I hide my head
Under your bed
I keep my feet
From the heat
Deep in your loo
My friends all is true
You want a fright
During the night
Just call for me
Service free
Direct line
Press five nines
But if you try.
You may die
For I am the ghost
Who haunts the most
Your rather selecter
Type of spectre
Satisfaction guaranteed
For your every haunted need
Be warned beware
If you call me there
I just may stop your breath
May be even bring your death
For duty calls
As night falls
I suppose I am just a messy louse
As I spread myself around your house
