(I haven't written a humorous write in a very long time so I thought I would.)
Is this a bad thing?
I met this young girl down at the bar
She wanted to ride in my new car
We took a short drive around the block
That's when she told me she was getting hot
Well I was surprised; this gal was a beauty
She tore off my clothes; revealing my booty
She kissed me all over; she scratched and she clawed
She covered my eyes; I thought this was odd
We made our own magic; we had a good time
I never realized I was committing a crime
She told me a secret I'll never forget
She wasn't twenty; I would never have bet
I asked her her age; she said with a smile
I'm only sixteen; she was only a child
What have I done? What will I do?
This beautiful girl held back the truth
I couldn't get mad, but I had to be frank
I told her she was bad and gave her a spank
She let out a yell for everyone to hear
I started to cry when she bit my ear
Next thing I know it, a light shines on my face
“What are you doing with my daughter Grace?”
Now this wasn't happening; it must be a dream
I wish I'd wake up; so I started to scream
He opened the door and he pulled me outside
He told me I did it; she was now my bride
With shotgun in hand, I got what was due
We stood there together; we said our “I do's”
Now he was so happy; his plan it did work
He was trying so hard to get rid of her
He tried everything underneath heaven
She had to have sex twenty-four-seven
I thought I'd be happy I thought I'd be glad
But this little girl is driving me mad
I can't get no sleep I can't get no rest
I'm getting so tired of sex, sex, sex
