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Bad keyboard blues part II


I have this special little key board
Designed for dyslexic fools like me
For every character and symbol
You need a separate press of key
If you hold a key down
It only shows one
It doesn't they say
Run and on and on
I have this special little key board
And it used to give me a great thrill
To use my online bank account
And pay my big and little bills
If you hold a key down
It only shows one
It doesn't they say
Run and on and on
I have this special little key board
And I felt such a silly clumsy fool
Because my special little keyboard
Has seemed to break its own rules
If you hold a key down
It only shows one
It doesn't they say
Run and on and on
I have this special little key board
And I would never ever have thought
That my trusted special little keyboard
Somehow added two little extra noughts
If you hold a key down
It only shows one
It doesn't they say
Run and on and on
I have this special little key board
And when I explained to my bank
They reasonably quickly sorted it
For which I owe them many thanks
If you hold a key down
It only shows one
It doesn't they say
Run and on and on
I have this special little key board
And to all those who weren't paid
I wrote many little notes there on it
Explaining how my mistakes were made
If you hold a key down
It only shows one
It doesn't they say
Run and on and on
I have this special little key board
But I put the bloody thing away
And proceed with more caution
On monthly net bill paying day
I just really never ever
Could have thought
The trouble they caused
Those two extra little noughts





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