BAA BAA BLACK SHEEP
Baa, baa black sheep have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full.
One for the master and one for the dame
And one for the little boy who lives down the lane.
Now then, red hen, have you any eggs?
Yes, they're all for Farmer Beggs.
One for his breakfast, two for his tea,
Three for his greedy wife but none for me.
Bleat bleat brown goat have you any cheese?
Yes sir, yes sir, three of these.
One for a cheese-cake, one for a flan,
And one for some sandwiches for my old man.
Buzz buzz queen bee, have you any honey?
No it's sold for lots of money.
Some's gone in candy to keep the children fed
And some's for His Majesty to spread on his bread.
How now, brown cow, have you any cream?
Yes it's for the football team.
Some's for their trifle, some's for a cake,
They eat so much of it, they get a tummy ache.