(You must blame my wife for this and "Everybody Loves Marvin" for giving me the idea for these. She gave me the titles and I did something with them.)
The Many Loves of Marvin
Many of you know the story of Marvin
And how he became so great
But there's so much more to this story
I know you'll all relate
He's one modest guy; some say he's shy
That's what makes him so unique
What you don't know, this story will show
He has a sort of mystique
He was loved by many; too many too list
But I will do my best and try
Three special people that stole his heart
ME, MYSELF and I
First there was ME and you will soon see
The reason that Marvin loved
They were one of a kind; likeness in minds
Each knew what the other was thinking of
MYSELF was next; some say was the best
Always knew how to please
Knew how he felt, his heart he did melt
They sailed the seven seas
I was the guy that made everyone cry
He'd win you over with charm
They were alike, never would fight
They understood each other's heart
There were many more who graced his life
One even became his wife
But none can compare to the magnificent three
Of ME, MYSELF and I
