One is on the left
One is on the right
I better choose quick
Before there is a fight
But what do I do
I cannot decide on who
I really want them both
I'm telling you the truth
Why can't I have the both
What is wrong with that
These two bathing beauties
Turn up my thermostat
They make my blood boil
Causing me to sweat
I need to change my clothes
Because I'm dripping wet
LeAnn's on my left
KJ's on my right
They each grab an arm
They pull with all their might
They each want my body
They both want my mind
I know I am a hottie
I know I am so fine
Tension's in the air
As tempers start to flare
They pull at my body
They even pull my hair
Then out of nowhere
A voice cries out them
“Hey that's my husband
And he is my man!”
Now can you picture this
Three women on the floor
Fighting over me
Like no one else before
Scratching and a clawing
Tearing off their clothes
I had the greatest view
Of this picture show
Then all of a sudden
Something wasn't right
These three lovely ladies
No longer yearned to fight
They got up off the floor
And looked me in the eyes
They said. “You aren't worth it
We're saying our goodbyes”
One is on the left
One is on the right
One is in the middle
But I'm getting none tonight
I thought I had it made
I thought I was so lucky
But that is what I get
For being way too greedy
