We met on the bus going to the Casino
Her name is Ruby and mine is big Gino
Ruby plays a mean penny game
Real tough lady gets around without a cane
I think I found me a new partner for Bridge
We been sharing that space in the fridge
Some old geezer tried to move in bald head
I let her know quickly in the white was still red
Next week I might date this chick named Bunny
She likes her eggs like me up and runny
I saw Ruby watching me playing at Bingo
After all since Elma died I am a stud and single