She called to me across the ether world
And she didn't call me at random
I think she had some thoughts to share
About consummation on a tandem.
She says it is quite possible
Set my mind in overdrive
Trying to work out how
And yet stay fit and alive
One possible solution but
I find it very little appeals
I would consider it cheating
By adding stabiliser wheels
So all caution to the winds
I will tell her now
Madam I surrender
Do please tell me how
You can make love on a tandem
Not a unicycle or tryke
But a genuine moving tandem
That very awkward sized type of bike
