I don't believe what I dreamt last night,
it was the strangest of them all.
It was a continuation of a dream I had,
let me see if I can recall.
I was being pursued by four women,
the most beautiful of them all.
They wanted me to be the father
of their children, I felt like I was God.
As things started to get exciting
I was awoken from my sleep.
I became so heartbroken,
that all I could do was weep and weep.
Last night I was in heaven
as you will soon begin to see.
These four beautiful women
had their hands all over me.
They gave me whatever I wanted,
it didn't matter what it was.
They said that I was their king,
that I controlled all the laws.
I couldn't believe what was happening
I was hoping it would never end.
This was too good to be true,
it was so hard to comprehend.
Then things started to take a turn
when the others had found out.
They were starting a revolution
when they had found out our hangout.
They all rushed the building
and began looking for me.
My four beautiful princesses
tried their best to set me free.
As they held off all the women,
I was able to escape.
I ran as fast as I could;
I realized I was so out of shape.
I made my way back to the cave
where everything began.
I needed to get back those beautiful four,
I had to come up with a plan.
Then I heard some voices
coming from within the cave.
They didn't sound like women,
I decided I needed to survey.
I came upon a small room
that I'd never seen before
I looked all around me,
I noticed clothes all over the floor.
They didn't look like women's clothes,
they looked like something I would wear.
There were jeans and flannel shirts,
on the ground were men's underwear.
Now I started to get a strange feeling
that I wasn't all alone.
I turned around to see
two men hiding behind a stone.
They were looking me up and down,
each with a big grin on their face.
I started feeling uncomfortable;
I felt I needed to get out of the place.
I slowly began to turn around,
I heard one of the men say,
"I think He is one of us."
Then I realized they both were gay.
This dream had turned into a nightmare
as they started coming towards me.
I began to run as fast I could,
I said, "Feet please don't fail me!"
I felt like my feet were glued to the floor,
I couldn't move an inch.
I started to scream for help,
when I was awaken with a pinch.
I held my wife so very close;
I said, "Please never let me go!
I don't want to ever sleep again.
Please give me a dose of No Doze."