Had a book signing today
Sold two copies of "Womb of Same Mother".
Petticoat Dictator bought an advertising sign--$18.00
Paid for Six balloons for ten dollars
I made---OK,I am not a mathematic genious
I think I am going to play baseball
The minimum signing bonus is a half million
Gasoline is up to $3.47 cents a gallon
I can recoup some money claiming millage
I am saving money to buy a oil well
I figure at the rate I am going
I can save money after I sell my house and car
My wife says if I give the books away I am making money
That would of course save my amateur standing
The Petticoat Dictator says I am pretty safe
Critics---critics, all I get is critics