Got a second opinion felt really good
Found so many things wrong changed my mood
Double jointed knees are floating around
That's not the worst of what he found
On vacation wanted cellphone number
One problem don't sleep at night daytime slumber
Said I had a cholesterol problem had to lose ten pounds
Found a way to get healthy miss all these terrible sounds
I'm skipping the next appointment while I'm feeling good
Like they say losing ten pounds that's a fat chance
Only way to take that away is with a lance
