It was a company function
five dollars a rack single elimination
I am not good I was first to go
Found an empty table killed time
This dude walked up laid a five on table
Put a quarter in and said your rack
As he set up the rack my friend whispered
"He's a shark Dandy, I've seen him before!"
I only had ten dollars and time what the heck!
I covered his five and broke the first rack
He handed me the two fives and set up a new rack
Eight ball on the break is automatic win
Now I could play three games it impresses the girls.
I had just run my seventh ball and missed
Had never in my life made three in a row
And if I did two might be for my opponent
I said, "Your shot!" Ten dollars lay on the table
My buddy said, "He left. said he is a shark himself
and he knows when he had been setup." Took me the
rest of the evening to clear the table for another game
Had to play alone none of the regulars would play me