Press one for English or press not at all
Press two if you must for that English that is, "Youall"
Press three for the English of the motherland
You know some of their lingo is really hard to understand
Push four for those immigrants struggling to learn
But put Spanish and illegal immigrants on hold
In America bending to their needs is getting old
And by the way if you didn't pay for Social Security
Don't even ask: Como se El understando Los Englaise
Gangs, Bimbos, to your leaders protest at El hombre in disgrace