Guys, how do we miss?
I'm talking about when we pi$$
We can do a mathematical equation
But can't pee into a huge oval basin
SIZE DOESN'T MATTER, here
We even miss when up near
It might help if we lifted the seat
The rules don't apply on the street
Maybe we should switch on the light?
But I doubt we'll ever aim right
Sometimes it's a puddle or a splash
We just always miss when we slash
No more excuses, we'll always miss
Maybe we should sit down when we pi$$?
** I went to the toilet on the train and was trying to pee but the train was going fast and I was all over the place as was my pee..i sat back down afterwards and wrote this..lol**