The Movie Critic
I bet when you were born
In front of a TV
The first word spoken was ‘popcorn'
The 2nd and 3rd was ‘Bad Movie'
You wouldn't know a good DVD
If it hit you in the face
You're a bigger turkey
Than ‘Lost in Space'
You write in magazines and papers
Giving your criticism so freely
You'll be back like the ‘Terminators'
Then leave us crying like ‘E.T'
As for ‘I Am Legend'
Well truly you are not
A rip off that was my friend
Of 28 days later, minus any plot
I thought the Government was a liar
But you're the biggest of the lot
I reckon it was you that did fire
Kennedys final shot!
An assassin of the movie star
The eraser of the script
You'll sink any producer
Just like the ‘Titanic'
To give credit were it's due
I sometimes do agree
Any film that has next to it a 2
Will always be a trilogy.
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