Lady up the street is getting older
Her daughter has hired a caretaker
Take her and her dog for a walk every day
Peggy came down to me and said,
"Dandy, you want a laugh?"
She is still sharp as a tack saying,
"She's looked in her purse three times.
She wants to go home but doesn't want me to know."
I said, "What's that?" And, "She's looking for her keys.
I had to come down here so as to not laugh in her face."
And why is that Peggy?" And, "She is sitting on them!"
The lady waved going to her car and called Peggy up
To her. Peggy's last words, "She's going to say I wandered off."