Sitting here all alone at night
watching spiders building webs
in all the corners dimly lit
they lure their pray to death
“Come on in” I hear them call
“Crawl into my nest…
I'll strip your flesh and eat your bones
then throw away what's left”!
Then a lonely fly swoops into the room
aiming for the light
he never saw the outstretched web
and kissed his a*se goodnight
the spider waited till all was calm
then moved in for the kill
and sank his fangs into the fly
then had a damn good meal
