Ask not what your country can do for you---
"I did not have sex with that woman!"
Senatorial quotes of the day:
"I was bringing her home and the brakes failed."
I raise this glass in toast of our work--Zzz!
Priorities for the current leaders:
Increased pay raises and more vacation time
Renaming post offices so we can get on vacation
Fixing the gay and lesbian problems by allowing marriage
Making sure illegal immigrants are not offended
Before we go on vacation: Remove in God we trust
Priority after election: Spanish replacing English
and put in praise of Allah on currency of our Muslim President
Have to stop, time for six month vacation on my Yacht