Oh heck
Forgot spell check
I didn't mean to offend
For heaven's sake
Just the type of error
I regularly make
Resulting in
Gross insulting
Just one missing letter
The context should have shown it
Anyone reading letter properly
Would surely have known it
Common sense
No defence
And lo it came to pass
The law proven humourless ass
Seven days contempt of court
My rejected plea
And heavy cost
For mishit key
