I am so proud to be a father…
to pass on all I know,
while getting drunk most every night
as my children learn and grow.
I tell them that my life is ****
that's why I cannot work…
and the reason there's no food to eat
cause I have to drink my perks!
And when their mum starts shouting
and I have to beat her down,
I'll explain just why I did this
then smile like a clown.
I am such a proud good father
I will tell my children all
then beat them black and blue each month
so they'll know their fathers call!
THERE ARE FAR TO MANY PEOPLE LIKE THIS CALLING THEMSELVES 'PARENTS'