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PRESIDENTAL RACE

I dreamed last night of Sarah Palin
The race for President I am trailing
Republican dude doesn't want a debate
I think I'm coming into this race too late
Now I am for backyard oil drilling
Long as it is not my gold filling
What about the ice melting in Alaska
In the debate a question I have to askyah
If you bring up oil it'll cause some heat
Causing all the polar bears to Russia to retreat
All these recent banks that have failed
I'm for the CEO's to all be jailed
Should we be sending aid to fight a distant war
We have too many problems at home to ignore
I think we should send illegal immigrants to Pakistan
Then they'd be a problem not for us but for Iran
Now that all my policies are put forth for you to see
Have to get back interviewing female running mates for me
Any more question from my foes have come to late
Me and the legislators on vacation they'll have to wait
My economic adviser is avoiding the banking hysteria
He and his wife are in Africa fighting worldwide malaria
By the way looks like I am going to need a new bank
Seems all my money was in Wamu and I hear it sank



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