I'd like to have degrees from three colleges
Harvard, Stanford and Columbia would do
I'd like to have a fourteen room mansion too.
A pretty wife and a mistress or two
Dandy is running for President he needs a resume
I don't need a birth certificate my word will do
I don't like all that work so I need a donater or two
I don't need a whole lot of time in Senate do I?
Maybe just a month or two and some time to lie.
And I can change what I voted for every day or two
And can we forget that stuff when I was protesting too?
I don't like war, especially if it involves me
But can you say I am for my country all the way?
When I get elected I well take care of all of you
Raise all the taxes give it all to the poor
You say Americans are being murdered all over the world
And the stock market is falling from the last change I made
It's my opponents fault vote for me I'll stop that damn war
And make friends with our enemies that will even the score
