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The Night Before Christmas


The night before Christmas I do recur
Was a pretty messy blur
Christmas Eve with the family?
Well, no, not if you're me
Down the pub I will go
Armed with cash and mistletoe
“Evening sweetheart, kiss me here”
Just mind those boobs against my beer
Credit crunch Christmas will cost me dear
But I'll behave next year, always next year
The air outside is chilled
But the pub inside is filled
Filled with girls and boys
All expecting Christmas joys
Although too old now for a train set
I know what I'll get
When Christmas comes tomorrow
And I peep outside me window
Disappointed that there's no snow
With only a hangover to show
Woken up by Maurice my little puss
Remembering the night before Christmas!








~~~ Well another year draws to a end here at poetrypoem, and let me wish you all a very Christmas, if you live or lived in London i'd buy you all a beer or 10, and get right on one!! merry Christmas, love Matt xxx ~~~

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