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MISTLETOE KISSING MANIAYou know that mistletoe romance on an occasion or two I took a chance Kissed this young lady under the tree Only her boyfriend was there to see me I couldn't help it influenced by mistletoe Said come on punk outside we go Under mistletoe at an outside wedding The chances the marriage lasting we were betting She was a pretty young thing called to me Kissing under the mistletoe were we When from the flowers came a stinging bee I found what really works is 190 proof booze Have to be careful if the wrong girl you choose Her daddy may have a shotgun and on your knees You'll beg for your life or say Daddy please Poetry Ad-Free Upgrades Vote for this poem
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