Last night my orange engine light came on
Get to a mechanic and don't be long
$300 dollars rodents eating your wires
Stayed long enough they'd eaten your tires
While I was there he called a customer
Yes sir, rodents ate your wires must concur
A friend said upon hearing the news
That happened to me too gave me the blues
Mechanic said in winter it happens twice a week
I thought boy if they have a nest under the hood I peak
Then I knew how to get rid of those little beasts
I can rid the rodents for the world in a week
Put rat killer in those little engine wires
A rat trap under neath each of the four tires
Next thing you know the neighbors cat will be in there too
Will teach those little devils a thing or two
Some think so but I wasn't the dumbest dude in school