With stars in disparate alignment
Causing parallels to meet
An interesting situation arises
At the bottom of our street
Walking down quite slowly
Noting where your are
Suddenly you've left Yorkshire
For Fat Sam's Grill and Dancing Bar
Parked at an obtuse angle
In multidimensional space
Brother you are welcomed
To the Inn of the In Place
A friendly Chimp barman
A mean cocktail maker
Hands out a first free drink
From his emerald green shaker
And the music and the clientele
From universes far and wide
Dance and drink in harmony
Existing side by side
The cabaret is stunning
And for those who take a chance
The experience can be amazing
Engaging an alien for a dance
One time I stayed a week
As close as I could reckon
But you always seem to arrive
Back at your exact leaving second
If you thirst for exotic enjoyment
Find it you certainly will
When you slip through that anomaly
To Fat Sam's Dancing Bar and Grill
