Politically Incorrect

My poetic idea, born with a need for respect,
Is to ridicule the creators of the politically correct,
With bureaucratic hyperbole  that we may offend.
The meanings are lost about what we  intend

Sweep's mate  Sooty has been kicked off the set,
I guess they think its colour prejudice I bet,
Poor Baa Baa Black sheep will need a new rhyme,
Some doubt must be held about Snow White's time,

She's no longer a dumb blonde but reality impaired,
However if you are a red head, its time to be scared,
Men are to be assessed on their looks not ability.
Their beer guts now a liquid grain storage facility,

Biologically challenge means your unfortunately dead,
Chronologically gifted means you get older instead,
Your superior posterior is more easily defined,
Its more a description of your large behind.

For those in the know say our culture is advanced,
To have a great tan .your now pigment enhanced.
Once women with moustaches was something to hide,
Now they are in touch with their masculine side.

This annoying new dialogue to some sounds funny,
But retail therapy still means spending your money,
They want us all to be reading the same book,
Those bureaucratic fools and their gobbledygook.

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