Mervin Maguire and Molly Mc Guinn
Used to have sex with one hellova din
They'll never forget
The first time they met
Round the back by the recycling bin
Molly Mc Guinn and Mervin Maguire
Madly set all their emotions on fire
Once they got it right
At least once a night
Loudly they'd fulfil every lust and desire
One time they made such a loud shout
The fire brigade was urgently called out
The couple were doused
All passion being soused
Which neighbours enjoyed beyond doubt
Mervin Maguire and Molly Mc Guinn
Learned to rein their noise making in
So they could make love
Under stars up above
With nary the hint of excessive din
Molly Mc Guinn and Mervin Maguire
Let passions grow higher and higher
‘Til one silent night
At the peak of delight
Both collapsed and nearly expired
There's a moral to this story for sure
Keep your sex life steady and pure
You may stay a bit stronger
And you may live a bit longer
But life won't have the same old allure