On my tombstone put these words
For I hope I live so long to read them
Doc said, You have a life expectancy of 75!"
If Doc is right I have three more years
Before they this old dog is put in the crate
But the time in this world was great
And if it is my time that is my fate
These old bones if it is my time to rest
Will not be sad and do a Irish jig
All the way to meet my maker at the heavenly gate
But if I live to "76" for my rest I can wait